Men Look for Good Bodies in Short-Term Mates .....

[Pete]

When I was younger I met a guy who looked just like Alfred E Neuman, not attractive at all. He thought I was cute so he would bug me and as I got to know him I just thought he was awesome. He became attractive to me, even though my friends and others would comment on how ugly he was. I didn't give a damn because I loved him :shrug:

You screwed Alfred E. Newman?

 

[thurley42]

Have you ever seen someone riding a jet ski with a frown on their face?

I saw that this weekend....Tosh right? He'll be here in November, gotta go see that...

 

[kom526]

I saw that this weekend....Tosh right? He'll be here in November, gotta go see that...

Yeah, I think so. I heard it on Sirius Raw Dog Comedy a while back and it stuck.

 

[ArkRescue]

Well yes SIZE does matter to women AND to men. Men can SEE what a woman has, and determine if he's interested easily, but for a woman? She has no clue until it's too late.

I dated him for a while. I didn't have to choke back my bile because by the time I was on it I thought he was beautiful. When I looked at him I thought he was the cutest thing ever but when I first met him and looked at him I was like WTF? It wasn't about how nice he was, it was his personality...getting to know him changed the way he looked.
I'm not saying that looks don't matter because looks do matter to me very much, just with him he started to look different to me than he did when I first met him. Just like when people say size doesn't matter, that's crazy talk.

 

[Pete]

Well yes SIZE does matter to women AND to men. Men can SEE what a woman has, and determine if he's interested easily, but for a women? She has no clue until it's too late.

You could just ask to inspect his goods right off the bat :shrug:

 

[ArkRescue]

That doesn't sound like an appropriate way to handle the situation.

You could just ask to inspect his goods right off the bat :shrug:

 

[aps45819]

Men can SEE what a woman has, and determine if he's interested easily

It's not like women wear padded/push up bras, or fake eyelashes or dye their hair different colors

 

[ArkRescue]

ok a padded/push up bra can be deceiving as to size, but the latter 2 items have nothing to do with size. Like men don't use "Just For Men" hair color?

Or use inflation devices that are not disclosed? I actually KNOW a lady who was married to a guy for many years (dated him many years before marriage) and never knew he had an "implant" until it BROKE "during" - yikes! OUCH?

It's not like women wear padded/push up bras, or fake eyelashes or dye their hair different colors

 

[TurboK9]

ok a padded/push up bra can be deceiving as to size, but the latter 2 items have nothing to do with size. Like men don't use "Just For Men" hair color?

Or use inflation devices that are not disclosed? I actually KNOW a lady who was married to a guy for many years (dated him many years before marriage) and never knew he had an "implant" until it BROKE "during" - yikes! OUCH?

Maybe I'll get a silicon sausage implant... Hmmmm,....

 

[ArkRescue]

oh my - not sure you need a bionic partner like that LOL - you'd never get to work ....

Maybe I'll get a silicon sausage implant... Hmmmm,....

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Men who look for "face first" are prob'ly looking for "Ms. Right."
Those that seek out the 'hot bods' are prob'ly looking for "Ms. Right NOW."
Tell me I'm wrong....:shrug:

Fellas, let me pose THIS question: what do YOU notice FIRST about a woman? Eyes? Legs? etc.?

I remember Carson years ago. A "well-endowed blonde in a low-cut short dress was one of his guests. I can't remember who she was.....ANYWAY.....she tells Johnny something like, "I have a way of telling what guys are looking at when they meet me." She then asks Johnny to close his eyes. She asks him, 'what color are my eyes?' No answer. CLASSIC!!

Invoked endless guffaw's from Ed.

 

[aps45819]

Or use inflation devices that are not disclosed? I actually KNOW a lady who was married to a guy for many years (dated him many years before marriage) and never knew he had an "implant" until it BROKE "during" - yikes! OUCH?

She never wondered why she had to blow instead of suck?

 

[n0n1m0us3]

You screwed Alfred E. Newman?

he looked just like him!
You can't really tell but he has red hair and his front tooth is chipped, just like alfred e neuman. I can't help but think about him whenever I read a Mad magazine.

 

[vraiblonde]

Well and of course we all know taht women don't care at ALL about looks.. it's all about PERSONALITY with them, not money, not looks....

Don't be ridiculous. How many times have you seen some hot babe hooked up with a dumpy looking guy? ALL the time. But you almost never see a really hot guy with some dumpy woman on his arm. Unless he's black and she's white - what's up with that?

Anyway, women aren't as attracted to looks as men are. Which is good because women are better looking anyway.

 

[vraiblonde]

Nobody ever made love to a personality.

That is completely not true.

 

[n0n1m0us3]

Don't be ridiculous. How many times have you seen some hot babe hooked up with a dumpy looking guy? ALL the time. But you almost never see a really hot guy with some dumpy woman on his arm. Unless he's black and she's white - what's up with that?

Anyway, women aren't as attracted to looks as men are. Which is good because women are better looking anyway.

Can't argue with you there!

 

[vraiblonde]

You could just ask to inspect his goods right off the bat :shrug:

That would be a great pickup line.

 

[Pete]

he looked just like him!
You can't really tell but he has red hair and his front tooth is chipped, just like alfred e neuman. I can't help but think about him whenever I read a Mad magazine.

Could you post your pic please?

 

[smdavis65]

Really now? mayb u just haven`t looked in the rite places. was gonna say lately. or.......hhhmmm??? kinda outta the loop r ya?
u r so good @ prejudgin, betcha i culd change yr mind. w/o a doubt.
howeva, i doubt u could handle it. is that a prejudgment stmt? u tend 2 shy away from answerin me, that is............if u so dare.
whoa, now that`s bein Bold. nah, just candid. just smile it won`t hurt. ;-)

I respect ya, & u know it. many hate my posts, but mine always have a message within.

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[RoseRed]

Don't be ridiculous. How many times have you seen some hot babe hooked up with a dumpy looking guy? ALL the time. But you almost never see a really hot guy with some dumpy woman on his arm. Unless he's black and she's white - what's up with that?

Anyway, women aren't as attracted to looks as men are. Which is good because women are better looking anyway.

I have seen it.