Obama's Rejection Of Pastor Unfortunate

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Envision...

I'm at work with no TV :(






Wha-happen?


...a lump of guacamole, left out from last night. Picture the cat just kinda nosed around it once or twice, but wasn't very interested. Now, picture that lump of room temperature guacamole on a damp dish towel. Picture the cat swatting at the edge of the towel until it falls. Now imagine that sound, that splat at, maybe 4am. It scares the cat who takes off. No one heard it. They're sleeping. All there is is some ambient light from the next room and a lukewarm mess on the floor that someone gets to wake up to.

That's what happened.
 

Vince

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...a lump of guacamole, left out from last night. Picture the cat just kinda nosed around it once or twice, but wasn't very interested. Now, picture that lump of room temperature guacamole on a damp dish towel. Picture the cat swatting at the edge of the towel until it falls. Now imagine that sound, that splat at, maybe 4am. It scares the cat who takes off. No one heard it. They're sleeping. All there is is some ambient light from the next room and a lukewarm mess on the floor that someone gets to wake up to.

That's what happened.
:killingme
 

Pete

Repete
...a lump of guacamole, left out from last night. Picture the cat just kinda nosed around it once or twice, but wasn't very interested. Now, picture that lump of room temperature guacamole on a damp dish towel. Picture the cat swatting at the edge of the towel until it falls. Now imagine that sound, that splat at, maybe 4am. It scares the cat who takes off. No one heard it. They're sleeping. All there is is some ambient light from the next room and a lukewarm mess on the floor that someone gets to wake up to.

That's what happened.

Dentist appt today?
 

Toxick

Splat
...a lump of guacamole, left out from last night. Picture the cat just kinda nosed around it once or twice, but wasn't very interested. Now, picture that lump of room temperature guacamole on a damp dish towel. Picture the cat swatting at the edge of the towel until it falls. Now imagine that sound, that splat at, maybe 4am. It scares the cat who takes off. No one heard it. They're sleeping. All there is is some ambient light from the next room and a lukewarm mess on the floor that someone gets to wake up to.

That's what happened.



If that wasn't so long, it would be my sig-line for life.
 

This_person

Well-Known Member
...a lump of guacamole, left out from last night. Picture the cat just kinda nosed around it once or twice, but wasn't very interested. Now, picture that lump of room temperature guacamole on a damp dish towel. Picture the cat swatting at the edge of the towel until it falls. Now imagine that sound, that splat at, maybe 4am. It scares the cat who takes off. No one heard it. They're sleeping. All there is is some ambient light from the next room and a lukewarm mess on the floor that someone gets to wake up to.

That's what happened.
Outstanding analysis. I only watched the first few minutes, and agree wholeheartedly.

My favorite part:
Barry H Obama said:
Given my background, my politics, and my professed values and ideals, there will no doubt be those for whom my statements of condemnation are not enough. Why associate myself with Reverend Wright in the first place, they may ask? Why not join another church? And I confess that if all that I knew of Reverend Wright were the snippets of those sermons that have run in an endless loop on the television and You Tube, or if Trinity United Church of Christ conformed to the caricatures being peddled by some commentators, there is no doubt that I would react in much the same way

But the truth is, that isn’t all that I know of the man
I'm sure there are a lot of people who will be moved by this. "You know Ted Bundy the murderer, but I know Ted Bundy the flower arranger - I can't dismiss HIM!"
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Spew!!!!

Outstanding analysis. I only watched the first few minutes, and agree wholeheartedly.

My favorite part:I'm sure there are a lot of people who will be moved by this. "You know Ted Bundy the murderer, but I know Ted Bundy the flower arranger - I can't dismiss HIM!"


:killingme:
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
I'd like...

...to take this moment and apologize for my comparing of Sen. Obama's 'Can't all just, well, feel fuzzy' speech with guacamole. That was entirely inappropriate. So, if any of you avocados out there are listening, please forgive me.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Pete...

And he had 72 hours or more to prepare that?

...at the end he rambled into some story about the 23 year old white girl, Shannon or something or other, who ate mustard and relish sammitches because her mom got cancer, got fired and went into bankruptcy and how she joined the Obama Here me, See me, Feel me, Touch me Tour for her mom and they were all sitting around after another hard fought day asking each other why they were there. And, finally, they asked the 60 year old black guy why he was there and he said...for Shannon.

I swear to God, he wandered off before he got to that part and said '...well, anyway...' like I do when I'm drunk and in the middle of messing up a good joke.

He's probably exhausted and this thing sounded like he was making it up as he went along.
 

Toxick

Splat
...to take this moment and apologize for my comparing of Sen. Obama's 'Can't all just, well, feel fuzzy' speech with guacamole. That was entirely inappropriate. So, if any of you avocados out there are listening, please forgive me.



I just talked to the avocados.


They're hurt, but they still love you and they forgive you. It's just going to be a while before they can trust you again.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
...a lump of guacamole, left out from last night. Picture the cat just kinda nosed around it once or twice, but wasn't very interested. Now, picture that lump of room temperature guacamole on a damp dish towel. Picture the cat swatting at the edge of the towel until it falls. Now imagine that sound, that splat at, maybe 4am. It scares the cat who takes off. No one heard it. They're sleeping. All there is is some ambient light from the next room and a lukewarm mess on the floor that someone gets to wake up to.

That's what happened.

Today is the birthday of my beloved Jani B, so I took her to lunch, which was much more soul enriching than watching Senator Guacamole splat on the floor.

I did read a few snippets of the speech and all I can say is, what did you expect? I know nobody thought he'd take responsibility for his own choices.

“Talk show hosts and conservative commentators built entire careers unmasking bogus claims of racism while dismissing legitimate discussions of racial injustice and inequality as mere political correctness or reverse racism,”
Obama Condemns Pastor’s ‘Incendiary Language’ But Explains and Defends Continued Relationship - America’s Election HQ

See? It's all Rush Limbaugh's fault.

I TOLD YOU SO.
 

Pete

Repete
Today is the birthday of my beloved Jani B, so I took her to lunch, which was much more soul enriching than watching Senator Guacamole splat on the floor.

I did read a few snippets of the speech and all I can say is, what did you expect? I know nobody thought he'd take responsibility for his own choices.


Obama Condemns Pastor’s ‘Incendiary Language’ But Explains and Defends Continued Relationship - America’s Election HQ

See? It's all Rush Limbaugh's fault.

I TOLD YOU SO.
No you didn't read it well enough, it is corporate America's fault.
 

Pete

Repete
...at the end he rambled into some story about the 23 year old white girl, Shannon or something or other, who ate mustard and relish sammitches because her mom got cancer, got fired and went into bankruptcy and how she joined the Obama Here me, See me, Feel me, Touch me Tour for her mom and they were all sitting around after another hard fought day asking each other why they were there. And, finally, they asked the 60 year old black guy why he was there and he said...for Shannon.

I swear to God, he wandered off before he got to that part and said '...well, anyway...' like I do when I'm drunk and in the middle of messing up a good joke.

He's probably exhausted and this thing sounded like he was making it up as he went along.
I read that part and went :confused: Was there a point? Maybe Shannon is going tbe his running mate? Don't you have to be 35 or older? She is only 23 right? Then I fell out of my chair.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Oh well. Democrats are all a bunch of racist putz heads, so I don't know why I thought Barack Obama would be any different.
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
“As imperfect as he may be, he has been like family to me. … I can no more disown him than I can disown the black community. I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother,” Obama told an audience at the Constitution Center in Philadelphia
WTF? :confused:
I'm supposed to feel better about his supporting a church, having a spiritual guide that blames HIV and crack on white people because his granny was white?
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
I'm supposed to feel better about his supporting a church, having a spiritual guide that blames HIV and crack on white people because his granny was white?

Yes, that's exactly what you're supposed to do. Whether you do it or not depends on how much you buy into Obama's lame excuses.
 
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