I hate kittens...
There, I said it... I hate the little sons of #####es and all their furry playfullness, because no matter how much you try and be friends with them, no matter how many times you pet and play with them... they always grow up to be these condescending dickweeds that look down on you all day, and watch you while you sleep and stick their ass in your nose.. and all sorts of disrepectfull #### like that... I hate em... I hate cat loving people.. cause they are always like
"Oh look at the pretty kitty" and "he's so majestic and wonderful"... no they are not!!! they are vermin.. they dig their claws into your sac in the name of "getting comfortable", they fake being your friend.. they piss all over everything even though nthey have some designated place to do so... then... they want you to rub them and be all nice to them... so they can go perch someplace and stare at you... like "look what I made you do, dumbass.."...
Yea, one bit me in the balls because it thought, two headed mouse with a long tail.