When Should Sex Occur?

[sockgirl77]

...no more of this casual screwing. People should not be relaxing during sex. You need to be concerning yourselves with consequences; Will she call me tomorrow? What if I get a rash? Was that a 'no' body reaction or a 'yes'? When was the last time that thing got any sun? Did I take my pill(s)? I wish people would quit with the onions. I told her I prefer natural ones, but, damn. What did he say he had when he was younger that almost always goes away?
What, exactly, is 'Greek'? Why would she use perfume...all over? Why did the doctor give me that look last check up? My clock is ticking! What if I lose pressure? Again? Did she just queef?

Come on, people! Let's get serious about sex!

Wow. That's more consequences than I was thinking.

 

[Larry Gude]

Say...

Heh, Larry said "queef". It would be funny anyway but Larry saying it makes it even funnier.

...Queen Latifah 5 times, real fast.

 

[sockgirl77]

...Queen Latifah 5 times, real fast.

I watched her biography on Sunday. I like her.

 

[Larry Gude]

Then...

Wow. That's more consequences than I was thinking.

...isn't it time you started WORRYING??? Hmmm?

 

[sockgirl77]

...isn't it time you started WORRYING??? Hmmm?

Nope. I do not have casual sex. I'll be with the same man for the rest of my life and he doesn't care if I queef. :shrug:

 

[Larry Gude]

That's not...

I watched her biography on Sunday. I like her.

...the point right now. I'm sure she's a fine human being but, at present, I'm trying to make big joke.

Ha.

 

[Chain729]

Dear karma giver,

I'm not a flowers kinda guy, so I'll just give you a instead.



-Chain




P.S. Have a pic?




P.P.S. Of your face?

 

[Pete]

I chose not to have sex during lunch today

 

[Dye Tied]

I chose not to have sex during lunch today

Was that because you are mature, emotional or trends are changing?

 

[Chain729]

I chose not to have sex during lunch today

Forgetting and/or losing your blue pill is NOT a choice....


Unless she's that damn ugly.

 

[RoseRed]

I chose not to have sex during lunch today

Burrito Fajita made a better offer?

 

[flomaster]

Burrito Fajita made a better offer?

 

[Pete]

Was that because you are mature, emotional or trends are changing?

I am mature

 

[Pete]

Burrito Fajita made a better offer?

Actually I went to Shoppers hoping it was gizzard day, it wasn't. I also wanted to taunt BuddyLee about his football picks.

 

[Pete]

Forgetting and/or losing your blue pill is NOT a choice....


Unless she's that damn ugly.

I don't need no stinkin pill.

 

[RoseRed]

 

[MMDad]

I'm curious, because I know the general society trends are changing... when is it appropriate to have sex when you're dating someone if you want the dating to turn in to a relationship?

I'm curious why you didn't put the option for after marriage? It kind of discounts the views of a large portion of society to ignore that choice. Are you not aware that there are people that feel that way?

 

[Chasey_Lane]

but really, if you dont want to get it on after the 3rd date, where is it really going?

Marriage, but that's just my case.

 

[sockgirl77]

I'm curious why you didn't put the option for after marriage? It kind of discounts the views of a large portion of society to ignore that choice. Are you not aware that there are people that feel that way?

There wasn't even an option for waiting til you're in love. :shrug:

 

[Chain729]

I don't need no stinkin pill.

I'm a youngin' and the only ways I could see turning down sex are one of the following:

1. She has an STD
2. She's the anti-boner.
3. It's not physically possible.

I just can't imagine anything else :shrug: