Chain729 said:
Forgot #4 They're taken.
How long does that take? As I'm getting older, I'm getting less picky
Hard to say, depends on each guy.
I have known guys well on in years who would hump a cantaloupe if they thought no one would catch them. Some guys attain a higher plane of consciousness and realize that despite being a wonderful slippery feeling, the accompanying complications and problems with indiscriminate banging are not worth an hour or two of friction with a person you don't know, don't admire, or don't care about.
I can honestly say, no bullchit, (heh) I have declined to partake in "friction" more often in the last 5 years of my life than I have in the 37 previous years combined. It just wasn't worth the risk of what could go wrong/trouble it might cause/or general disinterest for a few minutes of toe curling ecstasy.
Even then there are those "WTF was I thinking
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" moments that sneak through during times of weakness we really really really really really really really really regret.
And some moments when the planets align, the mood strikes mutually and things happen and it is all good.
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