Would you kill you spouse?
- Thread starter Misfit
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ZARA
Registered User
Beta... you can't eat bacon? I didn't know Jewishes couldn't eat bacon.
No pork of any kind.
Can not cook meat in the same pan as dairy. EVER...must have 2 sets of pots n pans.
So many rules!
PJumper
New Member
See there, your hatred made you blind. I did say that I do the cooking, everyday that she's working. She does get up in the morning early enough so I would have something for breakfast, not milk and cereals.
Beta
Smile!
Conservative jews sometimes care. It depends on if they're kosher or not.Must have been orthodox, because non-orthodox jews do not GAFF what kind of foods that they eat.
But most Jews in this country are Reformed or Reconstructionist and don't care.
Kosher Jews can't eat bacon...Beta... you can't eat bacon? I didn't know Jewishes couldn't eat bacon.
Judaism 101: Kashrut: Jewish Dietary Laws
What is Kosher Food?
but to sum things up:
Jewish Atheist: Jewish Atheist's Top Ten Non-Kosher Foods
Misfit
Lawful neutral
I don't know. I'm not even really sure how to operate it.
We'll keep it our secret so he stays skeered.
migtig
aka Mrs. Giant
Beta... you can't eat bacon? I didn't know Jewishes couldn't eat bacon.
Just don't let him eat shellfish if you are having an outdoor event. It makes G-d quite angry and you'll wind up having thunder, lightening and torrential downpour.
Beta
Smile!
You have to cook? Clearly she doesn't fully know her role.
PJumper
New Member
Funny how she wanted to take a six week vacation WITHOUT YOU
I thought I did pretty good! I mean, what about the jelly roll comment??
I wanted her to be able to bond with her relatives, is that a crime?
sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
But you eat bacon, right? I know damn well that you are not kosher. I've seen your lunch plates.
Plus, you've eaten me.
Foxhound
Finishing last
Beta... you can't eat bacon? I didn't know Jewishes couldn't eat bacon.
See GWguys siggie.
PJumper
New Member
The mail order program he got her from probably sends a replacement while she is at annual training.
She's actually a quick learner, no re-training required. It helps when you have grandparents to teach you about life and marriage.
Beta
Smile!
But you eat bacon, right? I know damn well that you are not kosher. I've seen your lunch plates.
I bet it says "don't eat breakfast or lunch in the office, ####er!"
MMDad
Lem Putt
Is it kosher to eat a fat chick?
Beta
Smile!
Oh, that's so sweet of your daughter (or is it your grand-daughter?) to replace your wife while she's gone!
sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
Ask GURPS.
withrespect
:wr:
migtig
aka Mrs. Giant
Look out Carolyn Hax (Washington Post advise columnist).....PJumper is out for your job giving marriage advise.....
You are like a lot of my BF's friends who run their mouths about your wife's place when she isn't around but as soon as someone says something about what you said around her you kiss backside.....I don't buy you load of crap you are selling on here...I think it was just to get a rise out of most of the women....great performance though
Beta
Smile!
Hold on...are you talking about a dog or a wife here?
replacement wife, when the wife is out of town. he's trained the children and children's children to take care of him.
PJumper
New Member
Yes and yes! Don't get me wrong, she is a "keeper". It's not like I am forcing these things on her, she does it because she loves to.