Bachelor Parties

[Tigerlily]

Why isn't it? In fact, the guy getting one is worse than the wife giving one - at least she'll make a buck or two. What does the guy get except for a few minutes of stimulation?

:stickypants:

 

[aps45819]

Why isn't it? In fact, the guy getting one is worse than the wife giving one - at least she'll make a buck or two. What does the guy get except for a few minutes of stimulation?

One's passive, the guy's just sitting there. The other is anything but passive.

 

[Larry Gude]

Hey woman...

Shhh. I'm trying to make them think I'm celibate.

...move yer ass. I just got from the bank and got me a STACK of $1's!!!

 

[vraiblonde]

One's passive, the guy's just sitting there. The other is anything but passive.

Again, what's the difference? The end result is the same. You don't think anything of letting some woman get you all worked up, but somehow it's wrong if your woman gets another guy all worked up.

 

[Wickedwrench]

...move yer ass. I just got from the bank and got me a STACK of $100's!!!

Betcha she's on the way now.

 

[vraiblonde]

...move yer ass. I just got from the bank and got me a STACK of $1's!!!

Hello? Half that money's already mine - you move YOUR ass (and get the dishes done, dinner started and, oh yeah, the living room could use a vacuuming).

 

[vraiblonde]

And, PS, I'm not putting out for Hamburger Helper, either, so rustle up them pots and pans.

 

[Larry Gude]

Nah, nah...

Hello? Half that money's already mine - you move YOUR ass (and get the dishes done, dinner started and, oh yeah, the living room could use a vacuuming).

Chores are D U N.

I'll get your chaps out...the ones that hold quarters for your fiddy cent...

 

[Pete]

Chores are D U N.

I'll get your chaps out...the ones that hold quarters for your fiddy cent...

Now you went and done it. Ruined a perfectly good tiff scene with a mental pic that makes me feel uneasy.

 

[vraiblonde]

I'll get your chaps out...the ones that hold quarters for your fiddy cent...

I'm going to chap you in a minute

 

[Larry Gude]

You name it baby...

And, PS, I'm not putting out for Hamburger Helper, either, so rustle up them pots and pans.

...shall I do 'The Special'?

 

[Larry Gude]

Dude...

Now you went and done it. Ruined a perfectly good tiff scene with a mental pic that makes me feel uneasy.

...momma drives some times.

 

[kwillia]

I'm going to chap you in a minute

 

[cattitude]

I feel like I walked in on my parents. :sad:

 

[Ken King]

...momma drives some times.

It shows in your football picks.

 

[Larry Gude]

Hey now...!!!

It shows in your football picks.

...Honey...I've been having this little problem in the pick 'em thread...

She'd do better'n me.

 

[Pete]

...momma drives some times.

Red karma for you!

 

[Pete]

Anyone else have a mental pic of Larry wearing a dog collar with a gag? SHARON make the bad people STOP!!

 

[cattitude]

Anyone else have a mental pic of Larry wearing a dog collar with a gag on? SHARON make the bad people STOP!!

I've just made an appointment with my therapist.

 

[vraiblonde]

...shall I do 'The Special'?

YOUR special? You mean the one you do ALL the time? The sausage special that drives me so crazy??? :swoon:


And will you put it in one of those Domino's boxes so it's really authentic, too???