BOP
Well-Known Member
I'm gaining on 7 decades on this planet, and I'm today years old, just now hearing about a so-called "girlfriend zone."
"Friend zone," I've heard about for at least 5 of those decades. I've been in so many friend zones, I gave up in my mid-20s. Women would call my land line on a wrong number and want to friend zone me, since we were on the phone anyway.
I did have a Mexican guy friend zone me - and then ghosted me. He kept calling about Rosario....over, and over, and over. I finally had enough and told him that she and Rodrigo were in the bedroom and I hated to bother them.
Suddenly, his English was much improved. He asked me name, and promised to call me; said we could do lunch or something.
He never called. Bastard.
It was only through the miracle of the internet and the divinely-inspired mission of AOL and Prodigy that I managed to trick a woman into marrying me. 20 years later, she couldn't take it anymore, and she died on me.
If you're a man and you're friend-zoning a woman, she's either your sister, or you're gay. And you don't have to pick just one.