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    scared the chicken poop outta me..

    Can you blame the eagle? It’s not like that thing is a real dog anyways. :belvak:
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    Six More Weeks of Winter

    Actually… :nerd: The boy groundhog wakes up early to find the nearest girl groundhog, who is still sleeping in her den, and do some whistlepig nasty before she wakes up in the spring. So that groundhog wakes up all hungry and horny. People handling him should be lucky if he just bites them...
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    Giant Burmese python in Florida Everglades spotted crossing road in wild video

    How many guys looked at the pic and thought “I could wrassle that thing, no biggie!”. Yay testosterone!
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    Canadian Girl Scouts - Brownie Out Ember In

    Don’t give them any ideas!!! Those bastards already got Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima and Lizzy Warren on the butter box!
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    Do We Need a Department of Transportation?

    But him being gay was the only reason he got the job.
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    Liz thought this was a good idea

    And on that statement, we wholeheartedly agree with you. The first factual statement you ever made, even though you missed an “a”. Oh well, to paraphrase the great Sholom Aleihem, “even we are allowed to have morons among us”.
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    What's for dinner?

    Jack in the Box — and never again :dead:. We are on a holiday trip, and Mrs and I were hankering for a fast food joint of our teens, Jack. My lord it got bad, even our kids who keep asking for freakin’ McD’s asked never to go there again. Wish we would have tried a random shady taqueria.
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    WaPo connects the dots between measles outbreak in Ohio and — you guessed it! — Orthodox Jews in N.Y.

    FIFY. One time I heard a lecture from a FDA lady, she described how many years (almost a decade) a normal vaccine has to go through trials before being approved, and that only 10% make it through. This clot shot did not go through anything. It’s crap. But now that one was allowed through...
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    Chart shows shocking change in clothing sizes

    So, boobs and derrières are getting bigger. As a red-blooded large-handed man, I applaud this trend! :dye:
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    Operating on the assumption that Leftist/Marxist/Socialist ####bags are crushed in the future...

    All that is needed to save our country is to eliminate the problematic concentrations of libtardism. No killing needed — simple: Cut all the major roads around the five major urban areas. Stop supplying them power and water. For a month. They will kill each other off. The area might have...
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    Here it is!

    Congratulations @ontheriver !!! He is perfect! Congrats to the new Mom, praying she is doing well and recovers.
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    Top school principal hides students’ academic awards in name of ‘equity’

    Agree with you wholeheartedly on the admission part. Re: political leanings, from personal observations: the first generation are crazy hard working, so value what they earned, plus escaping socialism makes them hard core conservatives. But very quiet, as they are afraid to speak up and rock...
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    The Rittenhouse Incident

    Can confirm. Extremely respectfully, Smokin’. :hot:. Again, with all respect. Just being honest.
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    ladies??? Lizzo??? that 846 pound woman???

    Lady in the (fake) pic — smokin’ hot. Lizzo she ain’t.
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